Worst Ever NFL Football Team Tournament - March 2005

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1992 NE Patriots 14, 1985 Buffalo Bills 6 This game had more technical glitches than the Heidi game with both coaches having different versions of the games and massive run time errors.  Each coach then played the game on their own.  One was played off line and the other online.  Both lost their respective games, but the online game was accepted.  The game itself wasn't that exciting and featured two lethargic teams just playing it out.  The Patriots got a decent performance from NT Tim Goad (pictured) and his defensive pals and Buffalo went packing.
1966 NY Giants 14, 1962 Denver Broncos 13:  Denver prevented the NY from ever getting on track on offense.  For the most part stud WR Homer Jones was held in check until he scored the go ahead TD in the 4th Quarter.  Denver rallied back, but made a critical error in not going for the 2pt conversion for the tie.  Basically this game came down to a missed XP.  Jim Katcavage (pictured) turned back the clock and pretended he was still surrounded by the likes of Robustelli and Huff as he recorded 5 sacks, 10 tackles and 1 stuff.  Homer Jones had a quiet day (for his standards) even though he did have both Giant TD's.
1992 Seattle Seahawks 20, 1994 Houston Oilers 16:  Houston drew first blood and kept Seattle's offense in check most of the day.  Seattle answered back in the form or Cortez Kennedy who recorded a tournament record 5 sacks + 9 tackles, 1 deflection, 2 hurries and a 1 huge fumble recovery as Houston was driving for the go ahead score late in the game.  The Oilers had 4 turnovers including 2 in the red zone.  Seattle Coach Chris Harris raved about Kennedy's performance after the game.  Chris said, "Kennedy was a monster !  He was all over the place".  Houston wasted a fine rushing performance from Lorenzo White (19-111 & 1TD).  Seattle wins this rematch in gut wrenching form and eliminates Houston.
1951 NY Yankees 30, 1961 Washington Redskins 14:  Coach Bill Keller was relieved to see his beloved Redskins eliminated from the tournament.  The team's lack of defense made him almost go crazy & he felt lucky enough to win 1 game and not have to go into the WORST bracket.  Coach Ed Mikhi rode the strong legs of halfback George Taliaferro (pictured) who posted 153 yards and 1 TD on only 15 carries.  To round off his day Taliaferro caught 4 passes from Bob Celeri for 81 yards..
2001 Detroit Lions 30, 1999 Cleveland Browns 7 Cleveland's 2-0 roll came to an end as the "little man" James Steward (pictured) crashed thru the vaunted Brown's defense for 97 yards on 14 carries with almost a 7 yard per carry average.  Detroit's usually pourus defense didn't have much of a test and held Terry Kirby Cleveland's feature back in check by allowing him only 54 yards.
1962 Minnesota Vikings 29, 1962 LA Rams 7:  Vikings coach Jeff Abramcyzk expected this to be a tough brutal contest.  He was wrong, but not disappointed.  The Vikes moved the ball steadily behind Sir Francis scrambles and timely passing.  Kicker Jim Christopherson had 5 FG's and 2 XP and provided most of Minnesota's scoring.
1981 NE Patriots 24, 1991 Indianapolis Colts 21:  Harold Jackson (pictured) had a All-Pro day catching 8 passes for 121 yards and 2 TD's.  Yet it all came down to the left foot of John Smith with :04 left of the clock for NE to overcome Indy and advance.
2002 Cincinnati Bengals 31, 2000 SD Chargers 9 The Charges anemic offense came back to haunt them as the pre-tournament favorite Bengals got back on track and staved off elimination.  John Kitna (pictured) completed 79% of his passes (19-24-190-2-0) and Corey Dillon got some key first downs, and ended SD's tournament hopes.
1981 Baltimore Colts 37, 1980 NO Saints 31 (ot):  Elimination games are tough and this one was no exception.  Both teams fought hard for their lives.  Baltimore, behind Bert Jones and Curtis Dickey (pictured) had to rally from a 10 point deficit with less than 3 minutes remaining to force OT.  Archie Manning threw a bad pick in OT and 3 plays later Randy McMillian ran in the game winner from 15 yards out.
1974 NY Giants 30, 1976 TB Buccaneers 3:  Their first round matchup was a classic game with a great late comeback and a thrilling OT victory.  Unfortunately the second meeting displayed none of the competitiveness the first game displayed.  From the very beginning the Giants shot out to a 21-0 lead in the first quarter and basically went on cruise control the rest of the way.  Tampa's anemic offense was also heavily penalized during the contest.  Jack Gregory (pictured) let a stellar Big Blue defense with 2 huge sacks and 5 solo tackles.  CFL cast-off Leon McQuay and Doug Kotar led NY's ground attack.
1971 Buffalo Bills 10, 1969 Pittsburgh Steelers 3:  In a rematch of a round 1 blowout the Bills avenged their defeat by winning a close one against the Steelers.  O.J. Simpson (pictured) ran for 59 yards & 1 TD + he caught 4 passes for 94 yards including a huge 46 yarder from Marlin Briscoe on a WR option play.
1979 SF 49ers 23, 1972 Philadelphia Eagles 13:  Double threat Paul Hofer (pictured) caught passes and churned out key ground gains to keep Philly off balanced all day.  Steve DeBerg had his third hot game in a row showing no pressure from the Notre Dame rookie who was holding the clipboard on the bench.
 

WORST EVER TEAM ELIMINATION BRACKET

1996 NY Jets 27, 2001 Carolina Panthers 17:  The Panthers turned the ball over 4 times and could not stop the Jets ground attack which featured 175 yards from Adrian Murrell (pictured).  Carolina's loss advances them in the Worst Team Ever bracket.  The Jets let out a sigh of relief knowing they're not going to have to play anymore.
1988 Dallas Cowboys 34, 1983 Houston Oilers 27:  Herschel Walker (pictured) carried 20 times for 103 yards (5.3 avg) and scored a huge TD as Dallas' M*A*S*H unit had just enough to get by Houston and get out of the worst ever bracket.  Rookie Coach Chris Harris, who in real life is a huge Cowboy fan was seen breathing a huge sigh of relief !  Houston's Coach Crawford Davis was seen loading up his 12 gauge and getting ready to spray anyone wearing light blue and white.
1958 Green Bay Packers 27, 1969 Chicago Bears 14:  Ed Mikhli stepped in and relieve fired coach Greg Marcucci for this big game vs long time rival Chicago.  Mikhli pushed all the right buttons and watched future HOF'er Ray Nitschke (pictured) dominate on defense with 9 tackles and 3 stuffs.  Chicago coach Craig Swanson saw his defense waste another brilliant performance by Gayle Sayers (34-157 rushing, 4-41 receiveing).  Green Bay gracefully bows out of the tournament, while Chicago marching on towards worst ever destiny.
1979 Detroit Lions 20, 1973 Houston Oilers 13:  Coach Mark Miller got 2 TD's from WR Freddie Scott (pictured) and his defense found a way to hold off a 4th quarter rally by Houston.  Houston moves on in this bracket and the Lions thankfully get to exit.

 

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Round 1

Round 2

Round 3

Round 4

Round 5

Rounds 6, 7 & 8

Finals

No Win Bracket

 

Round 3 - Games

Winner's Bracket

62-min 29, 62-la 7

79-sf 23, 72-phi 13

81-ne  24, 91-ind 21

01-det 30, 99-cle 7

ELIMINATION GAMES

51-nyy 30, 61-was 14

66-nyg 14, 64-den 13

71-buf 10, 69-pit 3

74-nyg 30, 76-tb 3

81-bal 37. 80-no 31

92-ne 14 85-buf 6

92-sea 20, 94-hou 16

02-cin 31, 00-sd 9

 

* No-Win Bracket

58-gb vs 69-chii

73-hou vs 79-det

83-hou vs 89-dal

96-nyj 27, 01-car 17

* teams advance by

loosing in this bracket

Round 2 - Games

62-la 37, 51-nyy 35

62-min 20, 66-nyg 14

72-phi 10, 69-pit 8

79-sf 31, 76-tb 24

81-ne 26, 80-no 23

91-ind 17, 85-buf 7

99-cle 20, 94-hou 12

01-det 27, 02-cin 31

ELIMINATION GAMES

61-was 19, 58-gb 10

64-den 24, 69-chi 29

71-buf 15, 73-hou 9

74-nyg 31, 79-det 13

81-bal 23, 83-hou 21

92-ne 25, 89-dal 6

92-sea 23, 96-nyj 14

00-sd 31, 01-car 3

 

Round 1 - Results

  51-NYY 23,  58-GB 0

66-NYG 24, 69-CHI 20

79-SF 17, 19-DET 13

94-HOU 36, 92-SEA 3

62-LA 20, 61-WAS 3

76-TB 16, 74-NYG 13

91-IND 16, 92-NE13

02-CIN 30, 01-CAR 16

99-CLE 29, 96-NYJ 0

80-NO 29, 81 BAL 28

72-PHI 35, 73-HOU 13

85-BUF 48, 89-DAL 15

01-DET 27, 00-SD 17

62-MIN 24, 64-DEN 3

69-Pit 28, 71-Buf 0

81-NE 30, 83-Hou 24

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